Happy 399!

That’s daily consecutive blog # 399! Looked like a cool number so I posted it! Make sure you wish some kind person a Happy 399 before bed tonight! And when they ask WHY, introduce them to the CRAZY TRIBE!

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I Put on One of Those Happy Red & White Santa Hats! (hahahaaaaa!)

Went to Richmond yesterday with the fam. Had a VERY FUN time! Laughed so much, my chin cramped up! Haha! You ever had this happen? Maybe not a chin cramp, but one of those days when you laughed so much, you FELT LIKE YOU WERE JUMPED by a CHRISTMAS ELF SPIRIT? lol

We are just 8 days away from Christmas morning ladies and gentlemen!! (moving in for a face to face stare down!)

There’s no more time for any of your Grinchy, Scroogey shenanigans! This must be the day! (hyper grin!)

You’re gonna have to trust me (wink)… and act on my ludicrous suggestions! Oh, come on!! Turn off your NORMAL button for just EIGHT DAYS… and venture beyond the FENCE… to the far out fringes of ABSOLUTE CRAZINESS! (hyper grin again!)

TODAY, right now if you can… get in your car and drive to some HAPPY department store… one that sells those HAPPY RED and WHITE SANTA HATS… and BUY ONE FOR YOURSELF… and rip off the tag before you even get out of the store… and put it on that beautiful big fat head of yours! lol

And why am asking you to do this?

Because, yesterday morning as I was getting ready for the Richmond trip… I walked into my family room and THERE IT WAS! One of those HAPPY RED and WHITE SANTA HATS sitting in my family room WAITING TO CHANGE MY LIFE! lol

I had no idea what was going to happen when I put on that HAPPY RED and WHITE SANTA HAT! Really, I don’t know if it was the result of some kind persons very powerful prayer for me, or something special about that BEAUTIFUL HAPPY RED and WHITE SANTA HAT… or a combination of the two… or if my wife drugged me with a super sonic Elf potion!

I was HIGH ALL DAY LONG! And I’m still high this morning! It’s the craziest trip I’ve been on in a very long time… and I don’t want it to ever stop! My creativity is off the charts right now! I feel like I could almost invent the Cancer Vaccine if I concentrated long enough!!

So WHAT THE HECK are you waiting for? Go get that hat RIGHT NOW… and PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD, ALL MY FELLOW CHRISTMAS LOVERS!

Yes, Jesus is still the reason for the season… the greatest reason for the HIGHEST JOLLYNESS! So don’t give me any of that “grinchy religion”… if you resist me, I will PRAY FOR YOU… until the JOY of this HIGH HOLY SEASON breaks in like a flood of tickling fingers! lol

May this JOLLY blog make your heart GROW FIVE SIZES today! I love you all and I’m praying JOY on you RIGHT NOW! You wait!! Joy is coming today… hahahaaaaaa!

Please send me your stories… and to all the locals: bring your HAPPY RED and WHITE SANTA HATS with you to Destiny Family Center this Sunday!

Snow or shine… we are having a Christmas Revival this Sunday… start spreading the news, find someone with a four wheel drive and PLAN TO BE HERE!

The journey awaits you…