





Happy Tuesday!
Last night, my wife Emily hosted a beautiful baby shower for Sarah Grizzard @ the Balsamo residence!
As the time drew near to 7pm, I had a very big decision to make. Either stay and help host this event, or find someone to go watch Alice In Wonderland 3-D, or go hang out with one of my great friends, or go to my office and write for a few hours.
Well, I decided to stay and help with parking, and pick up empty plates, and help entertain a house full of baby crazed ladies! (lol) No we’re not just talking gals here… we are talking about gals in BABY SHOWER MODE! More on this in a sec!
I did thoroughly enjoy having so many people at our house, as I always do! This had to be one of the best baby showers of all time, for one of the kindest young ladies we know! We worked on the yard and house for two days, cleaned the patio, fixed the water garden lights… everything was BEAUTIFUL, the fish even woke up from their winter nap to amuse our guests!
Emily made a stunning buffet of cupcakes (photo), and Heaven and I made a PILE of purple and pink chocolate covered strawberries and pretzels! (photo) I was primarily the taste tester, and my daughters young aspiring apprentice baker!
I Was The Only Man!
Ok, so that’s the first time I’ve EVER been to a baby shower when I was the ONLY MAN! Well, Ryan Huffer was there too, but he sat in the family room playing on my MacBook Garage Band with the headphones… which was ok, because after all, I needed to focus on hosting our guests!
Let me TELL YOU! There are certain things a man can do and still walk away feeling like a man… like, a man can watch The Notebook with his wife and even CRY more than she does at the end… and he can shake that off and return to his normal manly self in an hour or two! lol
Really, there is not much I won’t do with my wife. I can handle pretty much any girly activity she drags me into… but last night was the ULTIMATE FEMININE GATHERING!
Baby Shower Girl Talk!
For almost 3 hours, I heard enough baby shower GIRL TALK to last me a LIFETIME! lol
Here’s a sample: (Men, CLOSE YOUR EARS!) lol
- “Awwwwww, isn’t that ADOR-A-BLE!”
- “Oh my, is this my cup? Oh yes it is, because it has my LIPSTICK smeared on the rim! Hee Hee He!”
- “Let me tell you, when I was pregnant with little Jimmy, I had the worse heart burn… and I was so GASSY! Hee Hee he he he!”
- “Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!”
- “Awwwwwwwwww!”
- “You know, pink is my FAVORITE color, I just love baby showers when they’re having a GIRL… everything is just so PINK!”
- “Isn’t this outfit just the CUTEST thing you’ve ever seen!”
- “Oh my, that is just so ADOR-A-BLLLLLLLLL!”
- “A-Dor-aBLE! A-dorable! A-DOOOOR-ABLE!” BOOOO!
Grrrrr! I never want to hear the word “ADORABLE” again, for the rest of my life! lol
Ok, so I might be exaggerating a little bit… but NOT VERY MUCH! Last night is the first time in my life that I realized on that degree HOW MUCH DIFFERENT men are from women! And this goes WAY beyond our obvious differences in anatomy!
Please Save Me!
Any ideas about how I can REPLENISH my dangerously low TESTOSTERONE levels today? Please help!! I’m thinking about dressing up in all camouflage and painting my face camo too… and maybe going to the shooting range… or maybe I can change the oil in my vehicles… or maybe I can BUILD SOMETHING!
Ooooot!
I suppose that’s it for today! Nothing spiritual, just a much needed laugh maybe! I need to go to SMACK MYSELF IN THE FACE about twenty times and go CLIMB A TREE! Have a most triumphant day everyone!
Really, I do appreciate now more than ever, the many differences between men and women! I’m VERY happy we were able to host that baby shower… and that I was able to serve and entertain all of those AMAZING ladies! Everyone was so much FUN! The energy was SO HAPPY! It was a sheer pleasure! I’m laughing out LOUD right now and I don’t know why! Love you all… please leave a comment! lol
Dream Big, Live Bold, and Make the Difference!













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